In the Mews

Meowsette

LAST CHANCE TO SIGN UP FOR CAMP PURRFECTION!

There are only a few spots left for Camp Purrfection. Check out "Special Events" for more information.

DO YOU HAVE IYS?
Do you sometimes find yourself wandering around the house meowing for no apparent reason? Your people don't know what you want, and neither do you, but you just can't stop? You may be suffering from "Irritable Yowl Syndrome" (IYS). When you suffer from IYS, you don't suffer alone. Everyone around you is suffering, too! So you must get help. Many feel there could be an underlying problem that causes IYS. We suggest you start by checking out HARF.

CATS GO ON JOY RIDE

Just how did Big Todd's tractor end up idling in the middle of Main Street covered with chicken feathers, honey, hay, and Mrs. Wilson's sheets? Apparently several feline youths went out to Big Todd's farm to stir up a little excitement in the chicken coop. But when they noticed that Big Todd had left the keys in his tractor they just couldn't resist the temptation. They didn't think it could be very difficult to drive; they had seen some not so bright humans do it. But they soon learned that they were quite wrong. They started it up, backed into Big Todd's chicken coop, ran through a couple of bee hives, drove right thru Mr. Brown's barn, got caught up in Mrs. Wilson's freshly hung laundry, and were finally able to bring it to a stop in the middle of Main Street where they jumped out and left it idling. It wasn't too difficult to locate the guilty parties. They were found out by Catfish Lake covered in honey, chicken feathers, and bee stings. They knew there was no sense in trying to deny the charges, so they promptly admitted to their wrong doings and agreed to do whatever it takes to make it up to all those involved.

IN THE MEWS

FREE FEASTING AT EL BURRITO CANTINA

If you like Mexican food we suggest you stop by the new restaurant on Main Street, El Burrito Cantina. The best time to go is right after the dinner crowd leaves. The scraps being tossed out are sensational, and the owners have been really nice about not chasing any of us off. They must be cat lovers. We are hoping that the neighborhood dogs don't find out about this place anytime soon.

MEET OUR STAFF

Our feline community is definitely a happening place, and we have a great staff at Meowsette keeping up with the pace. Please stop by and "Meet the Staff" and get to know the hard workers who keep things running smoothly!