In the Mews

Meowsette

BIG GIVE-AWAY AT MAIN STREET PET SHOP
The Main Street Pet Shop will be closed this month due to renovations. In order to create more work space for the construction workers, the owners have decided to reduce their inventory by having a give-away for the neighborhood felines. It will begin on Monday, September 1, and will continue until all selected inventory is gone. These items include beds, collars, toys, and bags of dry food. Get there early for best selections. And please, let's make sure the items in this generous give-away benefit those felines who really need them.

ALLEY CAT TALENT CONTEST WINNERS!

Wow, what a great turnout, and what an abundance of tough competition! Who knew we had that much talent right here in our own little community. Unfortunately for Daisy, when she began to "sing" two staff members came running out of Hanson's Pet Clinic mistaking her for a wounded cat in need of emergency care. Sorry, Daisy, maybe you should find a new talent for next year's contest. And here are our well deserving winners: CONGRATULATIONS!

1st Place Prize - A months supply of catnip - goes to Sammy for his very a-mewsing magic tricks. We are still trying to figure out how he got that dog to disappear!
2nd Place Prize - A catnip filled mouse covered with 100% real imitation mink - goes to Pretzel for her great impurrsonations, which included Garfield, Morris, and the Cat in the Hat.
3rd Place Prize - Treatment of your choice at Hanson's Pet Clinic; flea dip, nail clipping, or teeth cleaning - goes to Buster for his purrfect juggling that progressed to 2 balls, 2 mice, and a bag of catnip as the crowd cheered him on. By the way, Buster selected a teeth cleaning for his prize. Be sure to check out his great smile!

BIG TODD OFFERS ESCAPE FROM THE HEAT

Big Todd has kindly opened up his barn out on Millbrook Road to any cats who don't have a place to cool off during this unending heat wave. He has placed large blocks of ice and several industrial fans in his barn to create a very comfortable atmosphere. All he asks for in return is a little help keeping the rat population down, and please no chasing the chickens. Big thanks to Big Todd for being a human with compassion!

MU STILL ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS

Meowsette University is still accepting applications. There is no better place to get a purrfect education. Some of our more popular classes include Mewsic, Pawlitics, and Hisstory. The following rules are strictly enforced to make our campus a safe and pleasant environment.

All students must be flea free and all shots current.
Catnip on campus will not be tolerated.
ID collars must be worn at all times.
There will be no spraying on campus property.

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